plasticbagvevo:

life would be so much more interesting with background music

ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

me in the winter: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking freezing outside
me in the summer: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking hell outside