vesley:

excuse me i haven’t had attention in like three seconds

My Wedding Speech
Me: I'm in love with this guy ever since i was a teen. he's so handsome and cute. He's so artistic and he does things from the bottom of his heart. He's talented and when im sad or angry he can always cheer me up.
Guests: Awwwwwwwww
Me: But unfortunately I can't marry Zayn Malik so i'm stuck with this little shit

Steal My Girl - 4 Days To go [x]

Steal My Girl - 4 Days To go [x]

mr-leach:

I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

circletines:

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